Dear friend i miss you. I thought we shared a special connection.

again..dear friend.

in the words of a wise man whom i cannot remember the name of
"where'd you go i miss you so"
i only see you on fb chat. it's depressing. i feel like a single parent trying to raise a baby aka this blog.

please come back into my life once again. and get your act together.

sincerely donkey.

play that funky music. be aware its head lice season

Everyone know's that a man's best tool is his alan key, also everyone should know that a man's best friend is God's glorious 4 legged creature (doggy) but now as a team (donkey & friend) we present to you...Le Mustache

(smile like you have a secret) We know we've already blogged about it, but fellow fans. it's on quite the growth spurt. Friend is doing pushups, sit ups, jogging with gramma and you cannot forget playing the violin to keep up this growth spurt.

As you all probably know, the charitable campaign dies the end of next week, December the 1st.

Soo keep the votes coming. Friend's waxed and shined his shoes, to go to the barber. He just poo poo'd his pants he's so excited. Show support ladies, gents and lady gaga as well as other sexually confused human beings. okay shout out to Nick Canon. (i know the marriage is a cover up.)

We as a avid bloggers do not belive in emoticons, it ruins the natural essence emitted from a man's genitals.
have a jolly good day. and men stroke that


MUSTACHE


good bye oprah. good bye pants. hello hand cream

Its the most wonder full time of the year.

ratatat anyone?

photo and hair-credits to joelle.

my stomach's twisting and turning. dear lord. im famished and the beggining of the mustache.

dear blogger friends,

im hungry for. a deluxe pizza pocket

im hungry for a new born goat.

friends mustache is coming in rather well. it kinda looks like a patch of grass, in which the lawn moore was broken down. not cut properly.

like an infant with horse hair slapped on his face

uh oh i just got the middle finger.

vote now for the kind of mustache he should grow. he needs your support. like when martha stewart was in jail. when paris hilton was on the simple life, and when bruce willis was livin on the edge in die hard. folks. he needs your help now.

sincerely donkey

KOSHER PICKLE. original version. + remix. (this was the start of our friendship)

I wanna kosher, kosher pickle

i wanna kosher,kosher pickle

(kosherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

i wanna kosher, wanna kosher pickle

from the...

marrrrrkeeettt

what do you want?

pickle

what do you need?

kosherrrrrrrr

from the...

marketttttt....

kosher pickle (deep throaty voice)

repeat several times loudly and obnoxiously until you see all your neighbours with U-haul trucks.

Remix version:

(Icecube enters wearing a fedora with a melon in his hands)

Today I was experiencing a feeling

I thought i may need some sexual healing

Everything i looked at, was sadly unappealling

And then I heard my stomach..damnnn son. it was squealing.a

Then i knew what I must do.

And oh no i was running low on mama's belgian beef stew.

And then A sign from heaven appeared as a trickle

My lord, it was juice from my kosher pickle.

I wanna kosher pickle, kosher pickle,

(kosherr)

only da best.

vlasic baby dills with a little zest

I wanna kosher pickle, kosher pickle

(kosherr)

only da best.

vlasic baby dills really impress.

polls closed today. unlike pam andersons legs.

I know everyone has noticed but I would still like to mention and thank everyone for their participation.
We have gotten a record 4 votes in both our fantastic polls.
aka. you guys fucking suck/
but anyways. so does obama, even though i think he's quite the remarkable man, and his wife has fantastic biceps.
Thanks everyone for picking donkey and friendm (us) as your favorite duo. 100% of the people said this.
Amazing.
It makes us love our job.
really a reason to step into the office sit, sit down, put our heads together. and entertain, simply entertain. you our lovely followers.
now this would make more sense if we had followers, but really thats beside the point.
friend: Well today is also an important day for the avid chicken fan.
I am getting more of my unique and experimental pictures develope today.
In the next few weeks there's going to be some new post6s of these fantastic creatures.
Did you know that there is enough chickens for every human in the world!
donkey: and friend. did you know that no one gives a whoot about your dirty, bug eating, cant even fly birds. no one wants to see them behind a fence, in the barn yard, under my shovel, on my thanksgiving sandwich.
friend: That's a turkey fool.
Well anyway,
Have a nice day, well keep you posted fellow bloggers.

as in get you act together. grab some beverage. or whatever you do and read our posts.